Premium D&D Streetwear — Est. 2026
Choose Your Class
13 D&D Classes ✦ Premium Organic Cotton ✦ Free UK Shipping
One standard. No compromises. Premium streetwear for players who know the difference between a novelty tee and something actually worth wearing. GOTS certified organic cotton. Free UK shipping on every order.
🇬🇧 Free UK Shipping on Every Order ✦ Worldwide Shipping Available ✦ GOTS Certified Organic Cotton ✦ 13 D&D Classes
13 classes. Click the colour chips to see every variant. Hover to reveal the class artwork.
Barbarian — Core Collection
"Walk in first. Hit hardest. Never once regretted choosing Reckless Attack."
Warlock — Core Collection
"Said yes before reading the fine print. Patron with unclear intentions. No regrets. Not exactly."
Wizard — Core Collection
"Read the entire Player's Handbook before session one. Brought notes. Every failure state planned for."
Sorcerer — Core Collection
"Didn't study magic. Magic is them. Wild Magic Surge picked and genuinely meant it."
Druid — Core Collection
"Turned into a bear mid-diplomatic meeting. Considered it a proportionate response."
Paladin — Core Collection
"The oath was not a formality. Divine Smite without negotiation. Holds the line every session."
Cleric — Core Collection
"Heals when they have to. Guiding Bolts when they want to. Nobody questions it."
Fighter — Core Collection
"Action Surge. Second Wind. No gimmick needed. Most dangerous person in any room."
Ranger — Core Collection
"Had the tree line watched before the party finished packing. Never surprised. Not once."
Rogue — Core Collection
"You weren't there. No one saw you. The damage just happened."
Monk — Core Collection
"Ki points spent like currency. Stunning Strike deployed with precision. Still. Then not."
Bard — Core Collection
"Rolled Charisma as primary and made it everyone else's problem. Still talking about that dragon."
Artificer — Core Collection
"Jury-rigged a solution the DM didn't see coming, couldn't disallow, had to admit was brilliant."
Only 50 exist. When they’re gone, they’re gone. No restock. No second run.
This is not a class tee. Full chest illustrated artwork — a Barbarian mid-rampage, axe raised, birds scattering from a blood-red sky. The kind of image that stops a scroll. The kind of shirt that gets asked about every time you wear it.
Back carries the Not A Mimic logo. Bottom left — something else is watching. It always is.
Not A Mimic was built for players who take their class seriously — who have opinions about Reckless Attack, who understand that what you wear at the table says something about who you are when Initiative is rolled.
We don’t make novelty shirts. We make streetwear — premium organic cotton grown without harmful chemicals, made by people treated fairly, printed with equipment built for vivid lasting results. Every class is its own distinct design.
180gsm organic ringspun cotton, certified from seed to garment. Grown without harmful chemicals — the same premium blank used by high-end streetwear labels.
Every person involved in making your shirt was treated fairly and paid properly. Not a footnote — a core part of how this brand operates.
Industry-leading direct-to-garment equipment. Vivid colour, sharp class artwork, prints that survive wash after wash without fading or cracking.
Not A Mimic fills the gap. D&D players who want to represent their class without looking like they bought something off a convention floor. Premium organic cotton, precision DTG printing — 13 classes, XS to 5XL, multiple colourways. Worn by Barbarians. Tolerated by Wizards.